you gotta be kidding me

We were awakened at 1:00 this morning with the news that a bug had lodged itself in the ear of one of our interns. Niel set off to see if anything could be done short of taking her to the hospital.

When he came home nearly an hour later, he recounted the story. The short version: He was finally able to extricate the bug with water, natural suction, and a bobby pin. And what he pulled out of her ear astounded him. It wasn’t the small bug he imagined it to be. It was a huge moth!

Uhh… hello?! A moth? In her ear?

I had a difficult time falling back to sleep. My ears felt all too exposed to the horrible moths of the world. As if I needed another reason to hate them

I think I need to invest in earplugs.

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20 Responses to “you gotta be kidding me”
  1. Melissita says:

    WOW!! that’s horrible! i don’t like moths either, i had a horrifying experience once with a moth!

  2. danielle says:

    ewwwwww

  3. danielle says:

    my ears are uncomfortable

  4. Jen says:

    That is so awful! I hope your intern is OK after that experience. Though, I venture to guess that she probably doesn’t think to kindly of moths now…

  5. annie says:

    oh my! Just 2 days after listing your horror of them! Awful! Why in the world would a moth climb in someone’s ear anyway? I thought they were attracted to light???!?!

  6. Natalie says:

    That is ewie gross. I saw a little millipede thing last night and kept thinking it was going to crawl into my ear. Shivers.

  7. Amy says:

    My oh my… I have to say I would have loved to see Niel performing the extraction… truly a man of many talents ;)

    TIA, TIA… I think earplugs should now be standard issue bed-time gear!!

  8. @ngie says:

    So does your ocd extend to an aversion of the use of mosquito netting? They sell the kind that you attach to the ceiling and it drapes down over the sides of the bed, yet light and air may permeate to facilitate your profuse nocturnal reading. Just a thought…

  9. mandy says:

    oh my!!!!!

    i’d put earplugs in my NOSE too!

  10. alece says:

    i’m glad i’m not the only one thoroughly skeeved out by this.

    mandy — you cracked me up with your comment!

    angie — yes, yes, yes! i agree. i just told niel the other day, “that’s it! we need to get a mosquito net.” he just looked at me with THAT look and didn’t answer. next time in joburg, i’m gonna be on the hunt for one…

    stupid moths…

  11. hannah says:

    O my cow!!!

  12. hannah says:

    oh and they sell masquito nets at the crazy store.. ;) who knows if it would work well or not. haha.

  13. Becca says:

    It’s not?
    Really?
    It must be part of the compilation I had before I got the CD a few days ago…Anyway, it’s by the band Wheat if you wanna check it out. I thought it was on the 2nd one. Mer.

    That was one heck of a sick story.
    I love you.

  14. Cassie says:

    Ok, that would freak me out. That is almost as bad as the huge tarantula that fell from the thatch one night! remember. Casey, Kelly and I wore our hoods in the house for 2 weeks! I hate moths!

  15. Kell says:

    well now I’m doubly skeeved out – thinking about the moths and the tarantula! (squirms uncomfortably).

    We really did wear our hoods for two weeks. lol.

  16. danielle says:

    your last comment made me laugh out loud: stupid moths!

    and i’m glad you thought was jack johnson suggestion was a good one…i was unsure of the reccomendation since i first heard him on emma’s cartoon movie. lol

  17. alece says:

    cas and kel – i remember that! bleh — heebie jeebies!

    yeller – i “said” “stupid moths” with this goofy lisp voice i do. i’m sure you didn’t read it that way, so i figured i’d tell you. remind me when we see each other… i’ll bust out Lispy for you.

  18. Krysta Rinke says:

    is it possible to accidentally choke on those things too? gross!

  19. Dave says:

    Another comment test on an old post

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