words to live by

I’ve never gotten a speeding ticket in my life. And it’s not because I’m a perfect, law-abiding, speed-limit-driving citizen. I speed. I’ve just never been ticketed for it.

Until now.

In South Africa, cameras along the highways take grainy black-and-white photos of lead-footed drivers. I had four pictures taken, all on one day. And subsequently mailed to me with a request for payment.

It’s just like a visit to Sears Portrait Studio.

From zero to four tickets overnight. “Go big or go home” is my new motto.

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9 Responses to “words to live by”
  1. @ngie says:

    Don’t suppose there’s any chance you’re gonna post those mugs – eh?

    :-)

    It is a great motto.

  2. Natalie says:

    There’s just something unamerican about camera tickets! Oh wait……

    But they do have them there too.

  3. Amy says:

    It doesn’t seem fair that they can nab you through a camera… what happened to all the fan-fare of flashing lights and loud sirens?

    Do you acquire points against your license for each ticket as you do here???

    Funny story…

  4. Becca says:

    All I know is that this made me laugh a lot.

    A
    lot.

    Darn those Lady(poop)smith trips.

  5. danielle says:

    that’s so funny. (laughing out loud!)

  6. annie says:

    Wow. That’s quite amazing. You have to wonder … why all in one day? Quite amazing.

  7. dan says:

    i also have 4 speeding tickets, but they were accumulated through a span of 6 years. i can’t imagine the pain of having them all in one day. perhaps it’s a sign?

  8. Melissita says:

    wow, 4 in one day?! where did this happen?

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