Go. I'm afraid of treadmills.
No, really. I am.
I've been hanging out with Gym for several months now. I've run on the track, used the cross trainer, lifted weights, even taken Zumba classes. But I haven't even touched one of the treadmills. I barely even glance in their general direction. They're scary.
Stop sneering. It's a completely rational fear.
Because I know what can happen on a treadmill.
I've laughed at seen enough videos to know that in a fight against a treadmill, I would surely lose. Every time.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Then you should watch these clips and laugh learn your lesson. They're all short videos, but if you're in a real hurry at least watch this one. These five seconds could spare you serious bodily harm down the road.
Treadmills are of the devil.
Just like moths.