bunkum: klem

Time for some weekend entertainment. Remember how this works?

  • For the made-up word above yours in the comments, post a definition and/or use the word in a sentence.
  • Then leave a made-up word for the next person. Come back to chime in as often as you’d like!

Starter word: klem (thanks, Heidi!)

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59 Responses to “bunkum: klem”
  1. Klem – an ankle strap, typically one from an expensive pair of shoes.

    As i was entering the ballroom down the staircase my stupid Klem snapped and i almost lost more than my composure! :-)

    Broller

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  2. @ngie
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    says:

    broller: a woven birds nest found anywhere other than a tree

    exhaustified

  3. Steph says:

    exhaustified: how you feel after staring at the made-up-word game for 15 minutes and can’t come up with a funny definition.

    deplurdle

  4. Heidi
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    deplurdle- How you feel when a hurdle slaps you after you miss one.

    The hurdler was deplurdle for a moment.

    momtig

  5. Cindy Beall says:

    Momtig – A phrase used by a mom that she said she’d never use.

    “You just wait til your Daddy gets home!” Yelled mom with one of her more famous momtigs.

    cervectomy

  6. Tonggu Momma says:

    Cervectomy – similar to a vasectomy, but a relatively new surgical procedure performed on the cervix

    (forgive me, but it was too funny to pass up)

    Brouhowl

  7. alece says:

    brouhowl = the drunken frenzy of wild dogs

    illion

  8. lion that is not feeling very well..

    bapsfontein

  9. Heidi
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    illion= a moment in time waiting for an email/phone call to be returned by a love one.

    hunkop

  10. Heidi
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    bapsfontein- a baptism area for frankenstein

    ((sorry anti))

    hunkop

  11. alece says:

    hunkop: wifebeater t’s when worn by hunks

    poknuh

  12. Heidi
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    poknuh- poking at someone’s ribs to make them squeal.

    loptren

  13. a medicine you take to cure the “dun-lop” hanging over your pants. :)

    baldatory

  14. alece says:

    baldatory: mandatory shaving of the head for service in the armed forces

    choopel

  15. Heidi
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    choopel- a new “americanized” name for the mexican favorite, the chalupa!!!

    fard

  16. ripplegirl says:

    Like a fart only louder- fard

  17. like a fruit roll up just totally difrent

    vrede

  18. ripplegirl says:

    Vrede- eating wildly

    floredom

  19. Heidi
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    Floredom- When your sitting on the floor picking at flower petals, he loves me, he loves me not.

    dre

  20. ripplegirl says:

    Dre- a pet name for a loved one ‘come here my dre’
    sorensuptuously

  21. faithstart says:

    I love your new header!!

  22. alece says:

    (thanks faith!)

    sorensuptuously: the manner of eating chocolate with complete disregard for anything else happening in your life

    flouven

  23. dutch word fr woman in kitchen

    memel

  24. @ngie
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    [yes - the header is precious - certainly smile fodder - I love how the 'hat' is resting on his eyelashes. :-) ]

    memel
    the interim time when you are going to take a bath and waiting for the water to fill.

    traipstrancamuck

  25. the name of a train station in the old american indian reserve of the muck nation

    rust-de-winter

  26. alece says:

    the brown muck that appears when snow melts

    forenga

  27. @ngie
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    the time time period spent looking for your keys when you are late

    souper

  28. the thing we do with money .. we take it and forenga it and then use it as real money

    blesbok

  29. alece says:

    let me get angie’s missed word…

    souper: my favoritest soup ever

    blesbok

  30. @ngie
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    says:

    [my theory is that if there is a double definition then the word is an interesting homograph]

    blesbok – the magical deer like creature that brings good fortune to the land it flies down to once every 36 weeks.

    trameltruf

  31. alece says:

    trameltruf: a rare species of poisonous mushroom

    fuggarugga

  32. the saying of 5 year old when explaining to friends about how he became.. lets keep this family friendly miss alece

    strontberrie

  33. alece says:

    strontberrie: the shade of red one’s face turns after offending someone of another culture

    legin

  34. measure of how deap you are standing in cow poop

    vark

  35. @ngie
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    says:

    a craving for beef jerky

    ipplo

  36. alece says:

    ippio: the fetus of a hippopotamus

    flookum

  37. @ngie
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    says:

    flookum: when a homograph is created on bunkum

    strahmghettish

  38. if that is a word then i am strarting to blog tomorrow

  39. @ngie
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    says:

    (that keen sense of humor just flew right over my head – you know – like a bird or a bee)

  40. alece says:

    strahmghettish: yiddish spaghetti dish

    jillinga

  41. a game played in jail by a bunch of guys in the shower

    potchefstroom

  42. @ngie
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    jillinga: the technical term for those hooks that you hang your keys on

    hangunder

  43. @ngie
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    says:

    potchefstroom: the gourmet skillet used to fry mushrooms

    hangunder

  44. Melville: term for a person who feigns literary knowledge.

    He’s such a melville. He thought Moby Dick was a detective story.

    Moby

    <B

  45. alece says:

    moby: to saunter, walk slowly

    “She wanted to moby to class, but then she realized she was late and had to pick up the pace.”

    verkykerskop

  46. verkykerskop???

    Yer makin these up aren’t you?? ;-)

    pass.

    <B

  47. a poor attempt at humour… and it looked WAY to ‘hard’ – but since we might be the only two awake and playing..

    verkykerskop: any policeman who swears profusely while making an arrest.

    He didn’t mind the beatings; it was the verkyskerkop he didn’t need. (Apologies to the UK Squeeze).

    kablosh

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  48. alece says:

    kablosh: a polish dish made with kielbasi

    smollick

  49. smollick: a small frolic. kind of gambol small children have.

    The new-born foal took his first smollick in the top pasture.

    fanoodle

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  50. alece says:

    fanoodle: the twirling of spaghetti around one’s fork

    The little boy slurped his spaghetti until he learned to fanoodle it like a “big boy”.

    polytron

  51. polytron: the little known ‘parrot’ particle. Able to imitate other simple sub-atomic particles. Sometimes found on pirates.

    Believing he’d found the fabled Higgs Boson, Dr Carstairs was distressed when it was shown to be a polytron instead. (the eye=patch gave it away!)

    squirk

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  52. alece says:

    squirk: the strange habits of children

    faroney

  53. the kind of money i poses ,, it is far from me

    kimberley

  54. alece says:

    kimberley: the sudden strange shiver one experiences when having a chill.

    “the temperature’s really dropping, i just had a huge kimberley.”

    farfigneuten

  55. it is the ability to change shapes and so on and then become really small ..

    he can farfigneutin all by himself when we playh hide and seek

    gatvol

  56. alece says:

    —COMMENTS CLOSED—

    :-)

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