bunkum: klem
September 20, 2008
Time for some weekend entertainment. Remember how this works?
- For the made-up word above yours in the comments, post a definition and/or use the word in a sentence.
- Then leave a made-up word for the next person. Come back to chime in as often as you’d like!













Klem – an ankle strap, typically one from an expensive pair of shoes.
As i was entering the ballroom down the staircase my stupid Klem snapped and i almost lost more than my composure! :-)
Broller
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@atangie says:
broller: a woven birds nest found anywhere other than a tree
exhaustified
exhaustified: how you feel after staring at the made-up-word game for 15 minutes and can’t come up with a funny definition.
deplurdle
@cassgirl says:
deplurdle- How you feel when a hurdle slaps you after you miss one.
The hurdler was deplurdle for a moment.
momtig
Momtig – A phrase used by a mom that she said she’d never use.
“You just wait til your Daddy gets home!” Yelled mom with one of her more famous momtigs.
cervectomy
Cervectomy – similar to a vasectomy, but a relatively new surgical procedure performed on the cervix
(forgive me, but it was too funny to pass up)
Brouhowl
brouhowl = the drunken frenzy of wild dogs
illion
lion that is not feeling very well..
bapsfontein
@cassgirl says:
illion= a moment in time waiting for an email/phone call to be returned by a love one.
hunkop
@cassgirl says:
bapsfontein- a baptism area for frankenstein
((sorry anti))
hunkop
hunkop: wifebeater t’s when worn by hunks
poknuh
@cassgirl says:
poknuh- poking at someone’s ribs to make them squeal.
loptren
a medicine you take to cure the “dun-lop” hanging over your pants. :)
baldatory
baldatory: mandatory shaving of the head for service in the armed forces
choopel
@cassgirl says:
choopel- a new “americanized” name for the mexican favorite, the chalupa!!!
fard
Like a fart only louder- fard
GROLLOP
like a fruit roll up just totally difrent
vrede
Vrede- eating wildly
floredom
@cassgirl says:
Floredom- When your sitting on the floor picking at flower petals, he loves me, he loves me not.
dre
Dre- a pet name for a loved one ‘come here my dre’
sorensuptuously
I love your new header!!
(thanks faith!)
sorensuptuously: the manner of eating chocolate with complete disregard for anything else happening in your life
flouven
dutch word fr woman in kitchen
memel
@atangie says:
[yes - the header is precious - certainly smile fodder - I love how the 'hat' is resting on his eyelashes. :-) ]
memel
the interim time when you are going to take a bath and waiting for the water to fill.
traipstrancamuck
the name of a train station in the old american indian reserve of the muck nation
rust-de-winter
the brown muck that appears when snow melts
forenga
@atangie says:
the time time period spent looking for your keys when you are late
souper
the thing we do with money .. we take it and forenga it and then use it as real money
blesbok
let me get angie’s missed word…
souper: my favoritest soup ever
blesbok
@atangie says:
[my theory is that if there is a double definition then the word is an interesting homograph]
blesbok – the magical deer like creature that brings good fortune to the land it flies down to once every 36 weeks.
trameltruf
trameltruf: a rare species of poisonous mushroom
fuggarugga
the saying of 5 year old when explaining to friends about how he became.. lets keep this family friendly miss alece
strontberrie
strontberrie: the shade of red one’s face turns after offending someone of another culture
legin
measure of how deap you are standing in cow poop
vark
@atangie says:
a craving for beef jerky
ipplo
ippio: the fetus of a hippopotamus
flookum
@atangie says:
flookum: when a homograph is created on bunkum
strahmghettish
if that is a word then i am strarting to blog tomorrow
@atangie says:
(that keen sense of humor just flew right over my head – you know – like a bird or a bee)
strahmghettish: yiddish spaghetti dish
jillinga
a game played in jail by a bunch of guys in the shower
potchefstroom
@atangie says:
jillinga: the technical term for those hooks that you hang your keys on
hangunder
@atangie says:
potchefstroom: the gourmet skillet used to fry mushrooms
hangunder
saggy boobs
melville
Melville: term for a person who feigns literary knowledge.
He’s such a melville. He thought Moby Dick was a detective story.
Moby
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moby: to saunter, walk slowly
“She wanted to moby to class, but then she realized she was late and had to pick up the pace.”
verkykerskop
verkykerskop???
Yer makin these up aren’t you?? ;-)
pass.
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????
a poor attempt at humour… and it looked WAY to ‘hard’ – but since we might be the only two awake and playing..
verkykerskop: any policeman who swears profusely while making an arrest.
He didn’t mind the beatings; it was the verkyskerkop he didn’t need. (Apologies to the UK Squeeze).
kablosh
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kablosh: a polish dish made with kielbasi
smollick
smollick: a small frolic. kind of gambol small children have.
The new-born foal took his first smollick in the top pasture.
fanoodle
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fanoodle: the twirling of spaghetti around one’s fork
The little boy slurped his spaghetti until he learned to fanoodle it like a “big boy”.
polytron
polytron: the little known ‘parrot’ particle. Able to imitate other simple sub-atomic particles. Sometimes found on pirates.
Believing he’d found the fabled Higgs Boson, Dr Carstairs was distressed when it was shown to be a polytron instead. (the eye=patch gave it away!)
squirk
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squirk: the strange habits of children
faroney
the kind of money i poses ,, it is far from me
kimberley
kimberley: the sudden strange shiver one experiences when having a chill.
“the temperature’s really dropping, i just had a huge kimberley.”
farfigneuten
it is the ability to change shapes and so on and then become really small ..
he can farfigneutin all by himself when we playh hide and seek
gatvol
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:-)